Darynda JonesThere are very few personal problems that can't be solved with a suitable application of high explosives.
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High explosives can solve just about any problem that we can come up with. Take the instance of a personal conflict. Explosives may be used to resolve a fight between two people, an argument, or a breakup. A potentially hostile situation can be defused by dropping a few bombs on the situation. That is why they call it “high explosives” – because it blasts problems out of your life and rearranges them so they don’t cause you so much trouble.
Source: Third Grave Dead Ahead
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